Roberto vs John

2018 No Gi World Championships

Absolute Match – Second Round

Long Beach, CA

Roberto “Cyborg” Abreu vs John Combs

I will briefly introduce Roberto “Cyborg” Abreu (large human starting on the right): 2013 ADCC Absolute Champion, 5 time World No Gi Champion, multiple podiums at Worlds, Pans, Euros, ADCC. He is an ultra heavy weight competitor who moves like a lightweight.

John Combs is a real lightweight. But he fights like a rabid Pit Bull that broke into his owner’s medicine cabinet and ate all his ADHD medication.

Here is a fun game, which I hope to start as a trend (c’mon internet!): Take every Chuck Norris internet joke and replace Chuck with John:

  • The First Rule of John Combs is: you do not talk about John Combs.
  • John Combs counted too infinity…twice.
  • When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for John Combs

Every match that I have seen of John has 3 general characteristics, win or lose: 1. He never stops; 2. He does not give a shit; 3. He never stops.

For years to come, I expect John to be a regular here on MFM.

Enjoy Roberto vs John